I am as confused as Kermit
baby: m -m-m-
mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
baby: mom wtf

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

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The writer’s job is to get the main character up a tree, and then once they are up there, throw rocks at them.
Vladimir Nabokov (via elucipher)
BBC: *introduces new character*
Entire DW Fandom: I bet it's the master
FnaF on ice would be hilarious, I don't think either the bots or Mike would be great skaters so it would be several hours of them sliding around and flailing. Plus the bots would be smashing into each other every few minutes.
Anonymous

batter-sempai:

pyropethejudge:

twilian:

jellyfisher2:

So today, for a theater class, kids dressed up like gods and goddesses and one kid came as Dave

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oMFG

im doing this

"What god are you supposed to be?"

"I’m the Knight of Time, the God of Sick Beats."

vantasticmess:

yugieh:

Used the dub dialogue for this one because it never fails to make me laugh

Dark Yuugi’s pikupiku expression when Yuugi retreats into the Puzzle is the most adorable thing. (‘How do I people’ Dark Yuugi is precious.)

Lots of actually very swaggy looking robots doing actually very swaggy looking things
Anonymous

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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